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[munnin]

1. “It’s Christmas!”
2. “What’s Christmas?”
3. “Okay, but you can’t celebrate the holidays without milk and cookies… right?”
4. “WHERE ARE MY CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS”
5. “Babe, why’d you put the box of ornaments so high on the shelf?”
6. “I got us sweaters!”
7. “I made us sweaters!”
8. “Please don’t tell me those are ugly sweaters,”
9. “You’re not gonna be home for Christmas?”
10. “Baby, please, come home,”
11. “I can’t be here on the 25th.”
12. “Is this Christmas-themed lingerie?”
13. “You’re gonna lose your shit when you see my gift,”
14. “You look like if Santa was a drag queen.”
15. “Why would you eat Taco Bell for Christmas?”
16. “This gift killed me. That’s it. That’s it, I’m dead, I’m deceased, this gift hath slain thyself,”
17. “Where is the Christmas tree? Where are the decorations?”
18. “This bitch is NOT celebrating the holidays alone”
19. “I’m definitely spending the holidays alone,”
20. “Your mouth tastes like gingerbread,”
21. “You have chocolate on your lips”
22. “WHY ARE YOU WEARING SANTA UNDERWEAR”
23. “I put extra bourbon into the eggnog so we can get fucked up”
24. “We finished the gingerbread house! Now we just have to leave it in the–oh okay it just decides to break, okay”
25. “You came back!”
26. “Where are you? You’re two hours late!”
27. “So… many… lights…”
28. “Why do we have two big Santa hats and one small Santa hat? Babe?”
29. “Where are our little elves?”
30. “Mommy/Daddy, is Santa real?”
31. “Did she eat my cookies?”
32. “I almost got ran over by a group of angry mothers in a Toys R’ Us and you’re asking me if I’m okay?”
33. *slaps flour onto face*
34. “Please don’t burn the house down making these cookies,”
35. “BABE STOP OUR CHILD FROM DRINKING THE EGGNOG?”
36. “Is there a genre called sexy Christmas music?”
37. “This snowman look’s like it’s been through a lot,” “No wonder it looks like you, baby,”
38. “My sweater is too big for you,”
39. “Are you wearing my Christmas sweater?”
40. “Did you make cookies for breakfast?”
41. “Let’s stay up until 3 AM this Christmas Eve,”
42. “I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO GET THE GIFT YOUR MOM WANTED”
43. “Uh so for the Christmas exchange I just got potatoes and doodled Santa on them so, Merry Christmas”
44. “I may have gone a little bit extra with the food,”
45. “Whoah, we made decent cookies this time,”
46. “How have we been dating for two years and you still haven’t had hot chocolate with cinnamon?”
47. “I never expected for my Christmas to go like this,”
48. “Nothing about this party is going to plan,”
49. “I think that was salt I put in the red velvet cake instead of sugar,”
50. “I’m regifting this because it’s kind of shit,”
51. “Get me burgers and beer and I’ll be okay this Christmas,”
52. “I can’t believe I’m crying on Christmas,”
53. “This was the best Christmas I’ve ever experienced. Ever.”