Fic: Ninja Smut

[munnin]

Title: Ninja Smut
Characters: Bruce/Dick, Alfred.
Rating: PG-13 for smutty mindedness
Disclaimer: All fun, no cash.
Author’s notes: 100% organic. May contain minor flaws and imperfections that beta-treated slash wouldn’t.

 

Summary: written for and inspired by thespunkymonkey  and Dick’s knowing smile.

Dick glanced across the room, grinning as Bruce spotted him and rushed to cover up what he was doing. “This...isn't what it looks like.” The Dark Knight stammered.

“Yeah sure.” Dick grinned slyly, pulling the door closed behind himself as he sauntered across to the bed. “So should I leave you to it?” he dropped his voice, low and sultry, “Or can I join in?”

Bruce summoned his best Batglare, trying to take back control of the situation. “Well...if it's something you feel strongly about...”

Dick vaulted onto the bed, wasting no time filling his mouth with the object of his desire. “Oh god Bruce,” he moaned, licking his lips at the taste. “Why haven’t we done this sooner?” 

“It didn’t seem...” Bruce’s breath caught as Dick’s eyes closed in pleasure. “Appropriate.” 

"Forget appropriate.” Dick sighed, filling his mouth again with a blissful groan. “Let’s just enjoy this.”

Bruce gave in, ruffling the young man’s long hair as he gave in and followed Dick’s lead. 

Dick gave sated moan and fell back to the pillows. “Oh god. I so needed that.”

Bruce swallowed, reaching over to rub his thumb over Dick’s mouth, catching the drops of white that lingered on the youth’s lips. “Careful,” he breathed, his Adam’s apple bobbing as Dick licked his finger clean. “Alfred will kill us if we get it on the sheets.”

“He’s going to kill us anyway.” Dick shrugged, licking the rest of the dripping mess off his own fingers. “I don’t think there’s any way we can explain this.”

“Maybe you’re right,” Bruce conceded, “Maybe we should just enjoy this for what it is.” 

“That’s the spirit.” Dick grinned, dipping his fingers back in the remaining puddle and sucking them into his mouth. “Any particular reason you didn’t grab a spoon?” 

Bruce picked up the tub and slurped the last of the melted French Vanilla ice-cream. “The drawer rattles. Alfred’d catch me.”

Dick smiled and licked his lips, sprawling out over Bruce’s pillows. “Is there anything better than a midnight snack in bed?”  


  

Comments

[munnin-odanin.livejournal.com]

You beautiful drawing of Dick’s sly smile left me with the urge to be sneaky but if ever you want slash porn, all you need to do is ask!

[thespunkymonkey.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind in the future :3