Title: It’s the car isn’t it? Chicks dig the car
Pairing: Batman Forever Bruce Wayne/Iron Man movie Tony Stark
Rating: NC-17 for sure.
Disclaimer: All fun, no cash
Author’s notes: 100% organic. May contain minor flaws and imperfections that beta-treated slash wouldn’t.
ms_duck asked for Val!Bruce/Movie!Tony car porn. How could I say no?
Tony gives an appreciative whistle, running his hands over the smooth bonnet, feeling the subtle curves of the car’s wings.
“Are you molesting my car Tony.” Bruce purrs, wrapping his arms around Tony’s waist and pushing him hard against the fender before Tony even realises he’s there.
“Damn.” Tony curses, taken by surprise. “How do you do that?”
A chuckle falls from Bruce’s lips, dark and menacing and all Bat. “Have you forgotten who you’re dealing with?”
Tony shudders helplessly as Bruce’s tone goes straight to his libido. “Maybe,” he wants to sound cocky but it’s coming out as breathless, “Maybe you should remind me.” He’s expecting some kind of reaction but not this. A sharp push and he’s face down on the paintwork, Bruce’s hand in tight on the back of his neck.
“Gladly.” Batman growls, tearing Tony’s pants and boxers down.
Tony has no choice but to hold on, scrabbling at the paintwork as Batman takes him, slow and hard and all the way. He’s going to hurt tomorrow but he couldn’t care less, moaning and whimpering into the Batmobile’s bonnet as its owner rides him hard. “Batman. Oh fuck.” He mutters over and over, out of control and loving it.
Batman hauls him up by his hair and he braces himself on his elbows as a gloved hand jerks him roughly. It takes only seconds before he’s painting the car with his release. “Fuck!” he moans as he falls helplessly onto the bonnet, riding the wave.
Batman grabs his hips and pounds him into the car, coming hot and hard with little more than a grunt.
Tony lies there, draped over the car, boneless and used till Bruce withdraws carefully, squeezing Tony’s thigh.
“You made a mess of my car.” Bruce mutters with a contented but teasing smirk.
“You’ll have to come over sometime,” Tony breathes, unsteadily standing up. “I just know Iron Man would love to do you over the hotrod.”